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Girls wear slutty clothes to school and I’m like,
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Friday and Saturday night roll around and I’m like…
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It’s 4/20 and I’m just like,
Let’s GOOOOOO!
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Me, when:
a) I realize it’s Monday.
b) I eat something spicy.
c) My sock slips under the heel of my foot.
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When someone asks me how I thought the test was I’m just like:
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When I realize someone is watching me I’m like…
Oh jeez.
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When I’m daydreaming in class and I suddenly realize that only two minutes have passed…
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When my teacher assigns more work, I’m like:
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When I’m dancing:
How I think I look:
How I actually look:
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Me, when:
a) My friend cancels on me.
b) I have a shitload of work and all my friends have done theirs.
c) Someone ate the rest of my favorite cereal.
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Me, when:
a) I get invited to a party.
b) class gets cancelled.
c) my mom makes something delicious.
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Me, when:
a) I do well on a test I didn’t study for.
b) I arrive late and still get a good parking spot.
c) I get something for free.
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Me, when I find out:
a) a second semester senior has done a paper …. before the deadline.
b) someone ahead of me is driving the speed limit.
c) a teacher has scheduled a test.
(via fuckyeahfredandcarrie)
so. classy.
