a) I realize it’s Monday.
b) I eat something spicy.
c) My sock slips under the heel of my foot.
How I think I look:
How I actually look:
a) My friend cancels on me.
b) I have a shitload of work and all my friends have done theirs.
c) Someone ate the rest of my favorite cereal.
a) I get invited to a party.
b) class gets cancelled.
c) my mom makes something delicious.
a) I do well on a test I didn’t study for.
b) I arrive late and still get a good parking spot.
c) I get something for free.
Me, when I find out:
a) a second semester senior has done a paper …. before the deadline.
b) someone ahead of me is driving the speed limit.
c) a teacher has scheduled a test.