infesting: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
cespur: solluxcaptor: unclefather: if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat exactly
sparklefap: my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole
spookytos: kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow gaaaah
To all the people who have finished their work:
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
emmawatsondailydose: daivabug421: all-for-the-smiles: david-b9: Oh my god the NOTES HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!! lol the gif… PRICELESS. there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power! Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.
Trying to "craft" a resume when you've never done...
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” -Edgar...
Friend: Oh my god could your dorm be any cooler?
Me: No. Well, if you were in my bed pretending to be Venus of Urbino.
Me: Ahahaha I'm so funny. Get it?
Friend: Haha... Good one.
When I am forced to leave a computer
When I have to work with a partner in class:
Juniors before an AP test: Seniors before an AP test:
When second semester seniors are assigned work:
AP tests as a second semester senior:
It's Monday.... again.
When I'm sitting in between my friends while they...
When a teacher assigns another assignment:
Me, when I skip school with my friends:
When teachers make me redo work:
When I'm walking to class and something awesome...
My feelings on school at the moment:
Second semester seniors across the nation:
When someone asks me if I'm ready for the test...
To the people who say "the test is easy"...
To the people who do their work ahead of time...
I pass someone on the street dressed like a freak...
I wake up on after going hard the night before and...
I get home from school after wearing skinny jeans...
Girls wear slutty clothes to school and I'm like,